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I realize I don乌鸦传媒檛 want to watch the news. Any news.
We have only one TV channel here in the Okanagan. Everything else comes from outside: Vancouver, Calgary, Toronto乌鸦传媒nd from dozens of U.S. cities. Over 500 channels available.
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Assuming that all of us haven乌鸦传媒檛 been bombed, shot, burned, frozen, scorched, drowned, or suffocated by then.
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That cuts my viewing options by at least 50 per cent.
It leaves me mostly with programs on public service channels: CBC across Canada, Knowledge Network here in B.C., PBS in the U.S乌鸦传媒�.
The Brits, somehow, manage to create lively, entertaining, and even funny murder mysteries that don乌鸦传媒檛 conclude with a shoot-out: Death in Paradise, Vera, Morse, Lewis, Endeavour, Midsomer Murders乌鸦传媒ustralia and New Zealand do the same with Miss Fisher, Brokenwood, Dr. Blake乌鸦传媒� Canada乌鸦传媒檚 Murdoch Mysteries sets a standard for literacy and historical research 乌鸦传媒� along with convoluted plots.
But in a sense, all of these are escapism. They take me to a world where people are generally decent to each other. Where criminals let themselves be handcuffed without struggle. They commit murders,true 乌鸦传媒� but they乌鸦传媒檙e nice about it.
Doc Martin can even be rude nicely.
It乌鸦传媒檚 not the world I see on the nightly news. Maybe it乌鸦传媒檚 a world that never existed, except in my imagination.
I乌鸦传媒檓 tired of seeing emaciated children die of starvation. Of seeing people heaving rubble aside with their bare hands to rescued buried relatives. Of watching political leaders malign each other, with no indication they乌鸦传媒檝e ever actually talked with the other person. Of hearing about corporate CEOs getting a multi-million bonus for laying off thousands of staff. And of corporations raking in record profits while making the planet less livable.
I don乌鸦传媒檛 like it. And I乌鸦传媒檓 slowly realizing I don乌鸦传媒檛 have to like it.
Maybe I乌鸦传媒檓 kidding myself. Maybe I乌鸦传媒檓 just pulling the covers up over my head, hoping that the monster under the mattress will go away. Maybe I乌鸦传媒檓 guilty of escapism.
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Jim Taylor lives in Lake Country: rewrite@shaw.ca
